i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
Mod: So how many true Scotsman are on the stage at the moment?
Sam Heughan: I think the audience can probably tell.
Graham McTavish: There are some people in the front row that might tell you for sure.
Outlander World Premiere Screening Q&A [x]
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
“Do you believe there is a demimonde, Mr. Chandler? A half world between what we know and what we fear? A place in the shadows, rarely seen, but deeply felt. Do you believe that? That’s where we were last night; where some unfortunate souls are cursed to live always. If you believe in curses, that is.”